Euphoria, Hollywood’s latest attempt to troll us rubes with gratuitous displays of teenage gay, lesbian, and transsexual sex and orgies — not to mention rape and sodomy– is failing bigtime.

Just how big of a failure is HBO’s Euphoria?

So big that the entertainment industry’s media sycophants have been forced to write headlines like this one:

“Reaches new viewership high” is designed to make it sound as though Euphoria is reaching all these amazing viewership highs —  except…

Yeah, no.

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Guess what this amazing new viewership high is…?

A mere 600,000 viewers.

Between cable and streaming, HBO has 40 to 50 million U.S. subscribers, so only about one percent of those subscribers are bothering to tune into the pay channel’s boring TeenageGayAnalRapeOrgyTransLesbianSexorama.

One percent.

For perspective, everyone was laughing at Lena Dunham’s basement-rated Girls when it hit 799,000 viewers.

What’s more, even HBO’s most desperate act of trolling, the promise of 30 penises (down from 80) in a single scene, failed to attract even two percent of its subscribers to tune in.

Here’s a taste of the boring “envelope-pushing” HBO is offering to an America that ain’t buying:

I don’t know about you, but I fell asleep right around “serial cheater who fetishizes trans women” thing.

Sorry, but nothing about this sounds shocking or provocative; it’s just tedious. To begin with, who wants to Google “trans women” to find out if that means a guy who thinks he’s a girl or a girl who thinks she’s a guy when the answer might pop up with photos no one wants to see?

How big of a failure is Euphoria?

One of the show’s stars, Zendaya (no last name), has 58 million — with a “m” — Instagram followers and nearly 16 million Twitter followers. But despite all that free social media publicity being shot out to nearly 70 million followers, less than one-percent have tuned it.

I hate to break this to Hollywood, but there is nothing sexy or attractive or provocative or interesting about victimization — even if that victimization involves 30 penises (down from 80).

Sex can be sexy. But this isn’t sex. Euphoria sounds like sociology homework or being forced to play Spin-the-Bottle with your Womyn’s Studies professor, the one who doesn’t wax her upper lip (which is probably all of them).

Actors and actresses sexually degrading themselves on screen is as tired as it gets nowadays. Trying to shock us rubes by upping the perv ante is just ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

You want to do something truly shocking and avant-garde, you want to put some real artistic bravery on display? Bring back some of that good old T & A. Give us another Basic Instinct or Hardbodies… Something fun and titillating and gratuitous, something for guys who just want to laugh and look at hot girls.

In this sexless, fascist woke era some sweet bewbs would be a true act of iconoclasm.

Euphoria sounds about as edgy as a basketball.

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